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Friday, November 05, 2004
Visit Malaysia campaigns - Bleh!
I think the Malaysian Tourism Ministry has gotten it all wrong. They have that Vist Malaysia campaign in foreign countries every year which focus on the country's multi-ethnic melting pot, sandy white beaches, randy tight bitches, natural forestry, great shopping, and all that other crap that don't really capture the average person's attention. Particularly Americans.
The randy tight bitches probably would, but I made that up. All Americans reading this can unpack their bags and cancel those airline tickets now.
The average American only knows Malaysia as "the country above singapore shaped like a penis." There was also this one guy from the MSN chatroom who asked me "So, what state is Malaysia in? I'm in (some American state which I forgot)"
Mr. Tourism Minister Whose Name I Don't Know, you have gotten it all wrong. To come up with a standard campaign extolling Malaysia's many virtues in countries all over the world is violating the basic rule in advertising and communications. A good, if not successful ad campaign has to take into consideration the interests and favourites of the target consumer. A good salesman always knows what the customer wants, and that's the point you should keep in mind.
For the British, have ads showing the many tin smelting plants and rubber plantations we have lying about thanks to them and their colonialism. Have the three main races (Malay, Chinese, and Indian) together and smiling with the caption "We are here living in harmony today thanks to you and your labor laws which allowed us to leave our home countries to work for your captitalist gain :)" Have billboards words like "Gostan" and "Bladi full" which we mangled from English (Go astern and bloody fool respectively).
For the Japanese, advertise our many hills, roads, and parks which are perfect for cycling. They must really enjoy the sport since they cycled across the country during World War II.
...and so on...
But last but not least, the Americans.
What we should be advertising are the varieties of primates that reside in our lovely country. Screw that shopping and beautiful beaches and bitches shit. Most of our brands are American anyway, and the best beach we have here is no contest for Miami or Hawaii.
Stick to the monkeys. Americans love chimps, and it shows. They elected one into office the second time around.
P.S. It would be fair for me to say that our Orangutans are probably smarter.
G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 04:15 am
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My Storybook Assignment (Part 1 of 2) - What it says.
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