Satan made me do it. I have denied myself of this blog and the internet for three whole days, and not for an apple. The Devil gave me CSI : Dark Motives and Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle; which I really recommend. Well, CSI because I'm a crime buff, anyway...
But the real meat of this post is actually for a retraction of every negative thing I have said about Christianity. Jesus is NOT a cunt. Jack Chick is right, and he will be rewarded in heaven. God is not equal to Hitler, Buddha is. And Ah Bengs... well, Ah Bengs still suck ass.
I have truly seen the light, the divinity of Jesus, and the miracles only HE is capable of. Jesus not only died for our sins, but He is actually watching over each and every one of us. Jesus is great. Jesus is indeed the messiah. HAIL JESUS!
You might be wondering what brought about this change of mind, and well, here it is :
I don't want to wait until our next newsletter to get this story out to you. It begins as a tragedy but ends as an incredible miracle. Victor received this by email a few days ago 5/20/04) , and talked with family in Egypt to confirm the details that were given there on the news.
A Muslim man in Egypt killed his wife and buried her with their infant baby and 8-year old daughter. The girls were buried alive! He reported to the police that an uncle killed the kids. 15 days later, another family member died. When they went to bury him, they found the 2 girls under the sand - alive! The girl was asked how she had survived. "A man wearing shiny white clothes, with bleeding wounds in his hands, came every day to feed us. He woke up my mom so she could nurse my sister." She was interviewed on Egyptian national TV, by a veiled Muslim woman news anchor. She said on public TV, "This was none other but Jesus, because nobody else does things like this!"
Muslims believe Isa would do this, but the wounds mean He really was crucified, and it's clear also that He is alive! The country is outraged over the incident, and the man will be executed. But it's also clear that a child could not make up a story like this, and there is no way these children could have survived without a true miracle. Muslim leaders are going to have a hard time to figure out what to do with this, and the popularity of the Passion movie doesn't help! With Egypt at the center of the media and education in the Middle East, you can be sure this story will spread. Christ is still turning the world upside down!
Deborah Khalil
Ministries International, Poway, CA
(http://www.biblicaldreams.com/Miracle.html)
WOW. Isn't Jesus truly a saviour? He actually APPEARED and saved those poor MUSLIM children who were buried alive by their cruel, evil, conniving MUSLIM father! Muslims are evil because allah is evil. Only Jesus saves!
And this is also proof that those unbelievers who say that Jesus was "merely a man" can shove their scientifical books up their asses. Surely, if Jesus was a man, would He be able to move his stigmata wounds from his wrists to his palms??? Only the Son of God would be able to do that! He had to move the wounds, as the nails severing his median nerve would impair his ability to use His hands for His holy work. O yes.... Jesus is the Messiah. So much so that even his rags and loincloth had become pure white robes, such is the purity emanating from the pureness of Himself.
And let's not forget how modest Jesus is... Despite His greatness, He had only chosen to share news of His holy work among His Childen. He does not want to show disbelievers that He TRUELY IS ALIVE in major news networks like CNN, Bloomberg, or the Weekly World News... just among Christian newsletters and internet inboxes of those who accept Him and sing praises to His name. Such is the greatness of Jesus.
So I beseech you, dear friends, follow me and accept Christ. Shun the darkness that envelops you and recieve the saving light which only JESUS can give! Christ is still turning the world upside down! In more ways than one! Hallelujah! HEIL JESUS!
G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 04:33 am
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Sam
January 18, 2006 08:11 PM PST
May the Lord God Bless and Keep you. May he Shine His face toward You. And may you Experience Him. |
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:26 AM PST
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:26 AM PST
REMEMBER TO KEEP JESUS IN YOUR HEART |
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:25 AM PST
REMEMBER TO KEEP JESUS IN YOUR HEART |
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:25 AM PST
REMEMBER TO KEEP JESUS IN YOUR HEART |
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:21 AM PST
jesus is real so I BET NOT SEE NOTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN TALKING ABOUT JESUS AINT REAL |
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hassan
December 13, 2005 09:18 AM PST
jesus is real so keep that in your heart
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Name
December 13, 2005 09:16 AM PST
jesus is real i just want to let you know and remember that next time you write something like that |
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Kalika
August 27, 2004 09:12 AM PDT
Wooo I'm a in! I BELIEVE IN JEBUS AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!! |
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younger sis pesky loud friend
August 25, 2004 11:21 AM PDT
don't know if you're for real...and knowingyou this makes me very skeptical..we'll see..in the meantime God bless you. |
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misshani
August 24, 2004 10:06 PM PDT
hahhaha ui hua! always a riot! |
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G-Sus
August 24, 2004 05:31 AM PDT
Sakthi : Thanks. Your *ahem*...faith... in me won't be wavered. heheh.
Sworn : You just proved my point. People like you have no better points of argument other than "You are going to hell." Though the "Fuck you asshole" bit means that I'll be seeing you there. Dammit. |
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Sworn
August 23, 2004 07:41 PM PDT
Fuck you asshole. Burn in hell. |
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sakthi
August 23, 2004 06:31 PM PDT
i think WTF pretty much sums it up.....but i have faith (sic) that you won't deprive me of my random doses of not-at-all-in-fact-no-where-near-politically-correct entertainment... |
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