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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
An open letter to the Thumpers
This whole thing on the tagboard lately has only reinforced my opinion that most Christians are idiots, totally devoid of intelligent argument other than the ones based on blind faith. Christians are bloody predictable. I can say "Jesus did not exist," or "God is dead," or even "Jesus was a crack whore" for that matter, and I'll be able to tell you right here what the responses will be :
1. You will burn in hell
2. Satan has blinded you
3. It's okay, because Jesus loves you anyway and I will pray for you.
And it's not just here on the tagboard, but every-single-fucking-where. I mean, after all those years of attending church, bible classes, sunday school, Christian Fellowship, and all that other rot you do, your only point of argument is that I'm blinded by Satan and denying Jesus's love? What, does the preacher tell you that "When faced with information contradicting what you have have learnt here, just say those five magic words : 'You will go to hell'?"
It seems to me that that's the only option, isn't it? Because you know so little about your own fucking religion that you have little else to argue other than to take solace in the fact that you believe that you are going to heaven because you never questioned your faith.
Or, better still, you choose to argue that the only reason we are misguided is because we don't understand the religion in the first place. To say that is to imply that you do, and even then you can't provide a better argument other than "You are going to Hell". Oh. I get it. It's because your religion is that fucking shallow, huh? All a good Christian needs to know is to accept Christ and go to heaven. That's all. All that other shit in those books and sermons of yours are just fillers, like the written articles in Playboy.
You say that other religions are pagan because they pray to idols and and involve ritual magic. And yet you are worshipping someone who turned water into wine, raised the dead, and disappeared after death. And I suppose that crucifix you wear or carry around is a fashion statement?
You say that the bible is a guide to how one should live life. I say :
Genesis 38 : 7-10
7 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
*Gasp* Is that.... masturbation? And God doesn't allow it? Well, if we took it literally, I'm pretty sure 99% of the world's male population and probably about 40% of the female population would be slain by the LORD by now. Oh wait, you're going to say that I misunderstood it because I don't see the lesson behind it, aren't you? Well fine. Let's hear your side of the story. Look for the comments section below.
Here's another prime example of a baseless argument : http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=TheFallenAngels&tab=weblogs&uid=110620771
This girl says that "There are only 3 things Jesus could have been; a great teacher who lied about being the son of God, a lunatic or he really was the son of God. If he was only a great teacher...then you would have to accept that the prophecies about him (and the original manuscripts prove they were written long before he came) are just an incredible coincidence. The same goes if he was a lunatic."
Well, la-de-dah... I suppose you thought that was convincing enough, wasn't it? Well, don't forget about Diabolical Mimicry. Years back, your churches decided to explain the similiarities between Jesus and the other Pagan godmen by saying that the Devil, forseeing the coming of the Son of God, had created his own counterfeits to confuse the people, placing them BEFORE Jesus actually came. So maybe those manuscripts were part of his DM campaign? How would you even know if this Jesus you were praying to was the real Son of God? Oh right. I forgot. Your fucking FAITH.
Face it. The only thing commendable about your religion is that considering how contradictive and weak it is, it has managed to stay around for all these years thanks to great advertising, fear tactics, and politics. For that, I give my utmost repect. Who needs Hitler? All you need is Jesus and a crucifix.
So please. If you think that telling me that I'm going to hell for rejecting Jesus is going to make me feel bad, or guilty or afraid; it doesn't work. Challenge me. Convince me. If your Jesus is so great, you should have no problem at all in doing so. As for now, all I have to say to you is :
Mmmm... Jesus like burger!
G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 04:26 am
 | | | sin2099
March 9, 2006 09:24 PM PST
Well,religion may be TOTALLY unproven and may not even be at all based on fact. However, it is a rather effective base to keep the polucae within the check of moral grounds and prevention of chaos. If you support chaos...i have no further comment. Hence, religion is FALSE but does serve a minor purpose. True morality and religion are DIFFERENT but yer one is usually integrated into the other. | |
| | | G-Sus
July 31, 2004 05:55 AM PDT
"don't need 1," scientists fail at disproving the bible because of the lack of solid fact and evidence supporting the bible. Much like how the identity of Jack the Ripper eludes us even till today.
And as for those who become dedicated Thumpers, well, good riddence to them cause they can't be good scientists anyway. Science should be used for developing a cure for AIDS or solving world hunger, not for something as frivolous as Christianity. Much of it can already be disproved without the aid of science. | |
| | | G-Sus
July 31, 2004 05:48 AM PDT
Thanks Davina :) | |
| | | dont need 1
July 29, 2004 10:46 PM PDT
no, infact. i wasnt going to say that u were going to rot in hell or anything. I just wanted to point out to you that alot of scientists that go out and try to disprove the bible become dedicated "thumpers" or christians. and the rest have failed. just think about it | |
| | | Davina
July 29, 2004 11:55 AM PDT
Dude, your page friggin rocks... the first blog i've actually paid attention to! thanks for the insightful thursday morning. | |
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