...in light of recent questions and/or misunderstandings with certain parties, I present you an exclusive interview with Ui Hua.



Ui Hua is actually a composite of three personality facets, which explains why he sometimes holds a harder or softer stance on a certain topic :

                                     
Wannabe-goth-stoner-black-metalhead-Christ-hating-Satan-worshipping Ui Hua (a.k.a Ui Rock!)

 
Nerd-of-the-year-bookworm-and-voice-of-reason Ui Hua (a.k.a Ui Nerd)


Ah-Beng-Chinaman-by-genetic-default Ui Hua (a.k.a. Ui Beng)



These three, much like Freud's Id, Ego, and Superego, form the basic psychology of the Ui Hua we see and know today :

Ui Hua. (The hair is not a mullet. It just happened to look that way after my shower)


So, with that crappy excuse for putting up more pictures of himself being done, we will move on to the interview...
 

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1. For someone who hates Jesus, you sure talk/write about Him a lot...

Ui Rock! : Damn fucking right I hate Jesus! His damn followers tried to indoctrinate me with a shitload of shit that kept me awake at night for years! Hail Satan! My Lord Satan!

Ui Nerd : Well, first of all, I don't hate Jesus. I'm just questioning certain beliefs and practices that somehow seem to contradict the original intent or message of Christianity.   

Ui Beng : Boy-ah! Siew hoon kee ah???

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2. Why do you read so much on religion when you detest it so?

Ui Rock! : Because all religions are indirectly admitting to the power of my Lord Satan!

Ui Nerd : Because religion interests me. It always has.

Ui Beng : Charkoeyteow! WongFeiHung! Seeliaulaaaa!

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3. Are you gay? 

Ui Rock! : I am androgynous... just like MARILYN MANSON.... MANSON!.. MANSON!.. MANSON!

Ui Nerd : No, I am not. I admit, I do find some males (like Brian Molko, for instance), attractive, but I'm still heterosexual no matter wat Yuen or MIT might say. Ladyboys however, do not count.

Ui Beng: Gay-err... gay-er... Hahahahahahaha!

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4. You DO realise you are going to hell, don't you?

Ui Rock! : If people like you go to heaven, I'd rather be in hell. Hail Satan!

Ui Nerd : That is assuming if I believed in the doctrines of your religion. What if yours was wrong, and another was correct? Some don't even believe in the concept of heaven and hell. The way I see it, as long as I live my life the way i want to without harming others in the process, I should have no problem at all.

Ui Beng : Heow wat heow? You la go to heow!

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5. What do you have against us?

Ui Rock! : Anything and everything. Hail Satan!

Ui Nerd : Sometimes, I might use terms like "You" or "Them" without a particular individual in mind; basically as a general term. But in instances that you DO get offended, or THINK that I am referring to you, you're probably right.

Ui Beng : Ni shwoh wo shwoh wi shee loh?

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6. I think you made a mistake here...

Ui Rock! : I'm performing a Destruction Ritual on you!

Ui Nerd : Well, like i said, I don't claim to know everything. By all means please correct me.

Ui Beng : Har-loe? You toking to me ah? 

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7. (From mother) Why must you be so offensive? Respect the religions of others.

Ui Rock! : Well, I suppose telling me that I'm going to hell to burn in eternal torment is really polite isn't it?

Ui Nerd : I don't try to be offensive. I give reasons for anything I might say, unless it was meant to be a joke (in which I will state beforehand).  

Ui Beng : Wa boh siew peh hoon!

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8. If you say that you hate religion, why are you focusing so much on Christianity?

Ui Rock : I can't wear no fucking pentagram in Buddhism or Islam, can I? Pentagrams fucking rock! Hail Satan!

Ui Nerd : Again, I don't hate religion either. Religion to me is a safety net to fall back on in times of need or distress, because there is always a need for the belief in a higher being or force to give us a sense of control or direction over ourselves. Therefore, it's a necessary evil. However, placing faith in something is one thing - Fighting and killing over it is another. And Christianity seems to be really good at it.  

Ui Beng : Chun kau? Yeh sow?

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9. If you believe in LaVeyan Satanism, why do you even mention a "Lord Satan" or even a God, since you are your own God and Satan?

Ui Rock! : Hello! I'm writing as 3 different people! Is it so bloody hard to grasp the idea that I see myself as separate entities of good and evil?? I'm a schizoid-in-the-making!

Ui Nerd : Well, because I mostly write from a Christian standpoint, I have to mention God and Satan as individual entities. Besides, although it conflicts with LaVeyan teaching, I actually do believe in a higher being, or God... Just not the God portrayed by the religions around today.

Ui Beng : Ma chau Hai... Ciiiiii bai!

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10. You sure you aren't gay?
Ui Rock!, Ui Nerd, and Ui Beng : For the last fucking time, NO!

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And that, labies and genitalmen, concludes or interview with Ui Hua. Goodnight, and don't let Satan possess your soul.