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Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Just something I needed to get get off my chest before I go to bed :
I was having "breakfast" (term used very loosely) at this place near my house when I encountered something so vilifying, it almost me regurgitate my half-eaten Prawn Mee.
There were many of them, ranging from the young to the middle-aged. The bright colors of their clothing caught my eye as they entered the place. I hoped they would sit somewhere far away. They didn't. They landed the objects of their unity on the table next to mine. Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.
Church-leavers.
By some irony of fate, my favourite Prawn Mee stall just had to be situated near a church. Then again, these things are sprouting faster than mushrooms during the monsoon season. I knew I should've worn my BLED FOR SATAN T-Shirt....
I managed to overhear most of their conversation, which was the "proof" of the existence and divinity of Christ as compared to those other fakers Buddha and Muhammed. What about Bahullah, Guru Nanak, and the like, you might ask? Well, Christians in Malaysia never see beyond these two imposters, since Buddhism and Islam are the other two predominant religions here. In the eyes of that group, Jesus is the true Saviour because not only had He sacrificed Himself for man, He had also returned to Heaven, hence the disappearing act after His death. And not only that, the gospels actually provide proof that he *gasp* performed miracles in front of hundreds, possibly thousands of people! Well, David Blaine does the same, and I don't think I'll be seeing him attached to a crucifix anytime soon.
Now let me introduce you to Stup, this imaginary friend I had when I was much younger. He was my pillar of hope and support. He was there when I needed him, and he knew when not to be around when I didn't. He made me feel good about myself, performing magic tricks and little miracles when I was down. Alas, he disappeared without a trace nor memory in other people when I got older. If I said that he too was God's son and actually existed at the time, can we all worship him as we do Jesus? Afterall, the only reason noone else can prove his existence was because he was divine, just like Jesus, isn't it? That he merely went back to heaven. So all I need to do is to write a book of infinite thickness that requires classes to fully understand it, slap a cross on it, and call it Stupanity.
It's a no-brainer argument, isn't it? That the only reason something can be divine and "true" is when the existence of that thing cannot be proven other than from testimonials of faith. Because we do have proof that Buddha, Bahullah, and Muhammad actually existed, so therefore they are merely men, and not preaching the true words of God? Well, Guru Nanak (or some other Guru from Sikhism, but I'm pretty sure it's him) supposedly disappeared after death as well. So is he also the Son of God? Maybe God had twins... Let's get rid of them crosses and don turbans instead, eh?
I should consider waking up earlier for breakfast on Sundays...
G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 05:27 pm
 | | | Beastie Ghost
July 27, 2004 09:54 AM PDT
well darn, i heard St Ignatius is loaded with beautiful pretty females. well, it may be fun if u get ta hook up with one of these sweet angels, as least thats what you think they are. Many are just Christians for the Sunday. Weekdays? Maybe? So, it is possible to hook one (perhaps two?, haha)
Anyone going there? Hunting there? Need to find a nice hristian girl to be my girlfren... | |
| | | G-Sus
July 27, 2004 03:51 AM PDT
Jon, I know you go to Grace... You stayed over at my house, remember? And as for you being a good boy, well... um... hey, is that a andful of purple straws from Coffeebean sticking out of your ass? | |
| | | Starscream
July 27, 2004 03:05 AM PDT
ey.. i go to Grace and for your information i am taking the parking space on purpose. hey! if one sunday morning you find a car blocking the gate of your house, thus making you take a morning stroll for breakfast, hey! its me!
and i wouldnt agree more to what g-sus is saying about these people. im a christian, a very good boy one too, i go to church every sunday and i actually participate sometimes(when im not sleepy). however, respecting other people's religions and views is what makes me so different about the people bitching about the other religions.
kyle, dont take it too hard on yourself, shit happens. i dont plan to be as participative in my church later on in life as i am now, however, when im living under the wings of my parents, i fly where they fly. this is the least i can do as a child.
AS FOR ALL YOUR SORRY ASSES WHO THINK THAT REBELION AGAINST YOUR PARENTS IS COOL. well you can just take a handful of those little purple straws you get from coffea bean and stick it up your ass. | |
| | | G-Sus
July 23, 2004 06:57 AM PDT
Beastie Ghost : You mean the chuch near the Kelana Jaya LRT station? St. Ignatius, isn't it? Or have I gotten the names mixed up? Well, I haven't been to that one, but i've got friends telling me the girls there are really hot (And one of them haooens to be a co-writer on this blog) My house is closer to Grace, though... They take up the parking spaces in my area every Sunday. | |
| | | Beastie Ghost
July 23, 2004 06:42 AM PDT
well, what can i say....subjective and sensitive issue dude...but who gives a fuck? not in here anyway...
for all those despairing ppl in the world thinking bout leaving your church? if its not working for you, fuck off man. dont waste your time there...see that big big church next to the LDP hiway? try going to that. Its like having a crowd of Pharisees and Saduccees brainwashing ur head... | |
| | | G-Sus
July 23, 2004 06:28 AM PDT
Well, Stup IS coming back to save us all and bring us to salvation, just like Jesus. The second coming should be in about 50 or 60 years, when I'm senile and way into my second childhood (If I ever do live that long) | |
| | | Beastie Ghost
July 22, 2004 12:53 PM PDT
Haha, damn, thats actually a very good way to use ur imaginery friend to explain this.
Iam an ardent church goer. What i can deduce from the fact that we have a lot of tint brained folks around thats going to extreme on this sensitive case of religion.
Hell, ppl kill for it, do many stupid and crazy stuff outta the name of religion, be it Christianity, Islam or whatever.
At times i wonder, do these ppl have anyother things to talk abt besides trying to "brainwash" and insist for others to go to church.
If a person is "forced" to go just to please some ppl (your mom naggin, go to church, u just wanna shut her up and make her happy to make ur life happy), i dont think this is the right way in any religion.
My 2 cents anyway... | |
| | | Beastie Ghost
July 22, 2004 12:53 PM PDT
Haha, damn, thats actually a very good way to use ur imaginery friend to explain this.
Iam an ardent church goer. What i can deduce from the fact that we have a lot of tint brained folks around thats going to extreme on this sensitive case of religion.
Hell, ppl kill for it, do many stupid and crazy stuff outta the name of religion, be it Christianity, Islam or whatever.
At times i wonder, do these ppl have anyother things to talk abt besides trying to "brainwash" and insist for others to go to church.
If a person is "forced" to go just to please some ppl (your mom naggin, go to church, u just wanna shut her up and make her happy to make ur life happy), i dont think this is the right way in any religion.
My 2 cents anyway... | |
| | | Kyle
July 22, 2004 07:45 AM PDT
oh finally! thank god somebody else sees it my way..or this way..whatever..i had an exact argument with my mom and she took me to see the priest at her church and after i've explained the theory (only using my imaginary friend as example), he couldn't come up with anything better than "You shall go to Hell if you do not repent your sins"...fucker! | |
| | | TiawanaJane
July 21, 2004 02:19 AM PDT
Hey, liked your entry. Too bad Stup vanished. Maybe her really was the son of god. ( :
Have you ever read the Da Vinci Code? It's not a true story, but it's a good read about the fraud of religion. | |
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