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Friday, April 30, 2004
The Inaugrual Post..... On Your Knees!
This post is more of a disclaimer, actually, so read on.
As the title says, this is the first ever post on my first ever blog... if it can be called that. This won't be some day-to-day diary of life events, though it can be. But more so, its meant to be a page of random postings, of thoughts, arguments, opinions or plain and simple rubbish. Its essentially an off-shoot of my Friendster postings, since its come to my attention that certain people find my content offensive, or more often than not, spamming.
I won't be the only one posting on this blog, as I've a few other friends with nothing better to do helping me out. And I do welcome anyone who might be interested in submitting filth for our daily enjoyment.
As such, there will be no limitations on the language and the content, so if you ever do find anything here offensive, well SCREW YOU! It's my turf now and there's no admin or moderator that you can complain to. Read it for entertainment or a religious experience. Otherwise, just close the window, forget you ever came here, and go read some pussy blog where every post goes something like
"Wah! I wake up today feeling so good because I know that God was watching over me.
And I had coffee and toast for breakfast. And the kopi was too stong until my hand kenot
stop shaking. Then I go to college and had KFC for luch, thanking God for providing me
with such a nice meal. Yum yum! I tell you all, (Insert subject here) bloody hard wan...
and the lecturer was so mean! But I keep tell myself that's its O.K. because it's God's test
for me lor. Then after class I go home and have chap fan for dinner. So cheap and so nice
(Insert smiley here). Now I'm going to bed edi, and have to thank god first for blessing
me.
GOD BLESS!
"
Well, fuck that shit. If you want to read stuff like that, you won't find it here. Go to www.blogsforpussies.com or something, you freaking pussy.
(For the Posting People, but you can read it anyway)
The only limitations here are that we do not flame, insult, misrepresent, or smear the names of anyone living or dead in the main postings. Jesus, however, is allowed, since you actually have to EXIST to live or die. You can, however, give titles to other posters usernames, for example : Bastard GSus, Motherfucking GSus, Sonofabitch GSus, and so on. Hence why I chose this username.
Well, thats that, and I'll post something else less serious (!) next time.
GOD BLESS!
(It's sarcasm, in case you didn't get it. In which case you are an idiot.)
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DisclaimerThis site was formed out of boredom and the intense desire to fast-forward our descent to the lowest level of Hell (We're afraid of heights). Expect perversity, depriviation, brain-rotting stupidity, and the occasional insightful thoughts. We welcome those with an open mind and a sense of humor. Come to think of it, we welcome the other ones as well, since I find pissing those people off to be strangely entertaining... like hot candlewax... and knee-high lace heels... and..uh... got side tracked, sorry. Anyway, we're currently looking for others who think Heaven is as exciting as watching paint dry, or that white is the worst possible fashion color, or those with fantasies of orgies with incubuses, succubuses, Satan, and possibly John the Baptist amid the flickering flames of passion. Or all three.
Pictures (Only plays once)
The Crew (cifixion):
G-Sus - Click for Friendster!
MSN : moocifer666@hotmail.com
Xenojesus
ee-sus
jcesus
TheAlterEgoOfTheOneWhoHate-sus(Cruci-Fiction's self-appointed Devil's Advocate, or so to speak.)
Jesus Cries - Click for Personal blog
Recommended Reading for First-Time Visitors The Inaugrual Post..... On Your Knees! G-Sus's Favourite Articles Eureka! - On why "Jesus is a Cunt". A step-by-step explainationChinese Disgrace - Part 1 - It's not racism when you're condemning your own race. Or certain members of your raceEgo feeding - A paper on the possible origins of the Jesus myth written by Yours Truly Introspection - Some people are Born-again Christians. I got aborted. Wheeeeee!(d) - An entry dedicated to peace. Really.
When bored and pumped with caffeine... - Final chapter of Harry Potter Book VII revealed
The Chick Tract Menace - Jack Chick should burn in hell Breakfast Banter - Why Sunday services should always be proceeded with a lavish buffet.
Labies and Genitalmen... - My Very Freudian Interview
An open letter to the Thumpers - Bible Thumpers are stupid. Here's why.
I'm feeling like a Gothic Poet tonight - Gothic poetry at it's best.
Just When You're So Sure You're Right About Something... - A story about the divinity and love of Christ.
Cruci-Face it... - My thoughts on suicide.
My Storybook Assignment (Part 1 of 2) - What it says.
My Storybook Assignment (Part 2 of 2) - My favourite part of the story
Chick Tracts can be fun! - No, really... It can be
Visit Malaysia campaigns - Bleh! - Bush and the Malaysian tourism industry
Free Wallpaper! - No hidden charges
WeLagSEx Archives (Click on the pilot episode to find out what it is)
Pilot
Episode 2
Episode 3
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