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Monday, August 18, 2008

Stab and Poker.

When the Queen of Broken Hearts
meets the Jack of Dreaming Fools
The game begins

The Jack goes all in
on a Full House
White picket fencetasies
But the Queen lays down
her Royal Flush

The queen wins another broken heart
The Jack dreams no more
The game is over.

G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 01:30 am

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Eureka! - On why "Jesus is a Cunt". A step-by-step explaination
Chinese Disgrace - Part 1 - It's not racism when you're condemning your own race. Or certain members of your race
Ego feeding - A paper on the possible origins of the Jesus myth written by Yours Truly
Introspection - Some people are Born-again Christians. I got aborted.
Wheeeeee!(d) - An entry dedicated to peace. Really.
When bored and pumped with caffeine... - Final chapter of Harry Potter Book VII revealed
The Chick Tract Menace - Jack Chick should burn in hell
Breakfast Banter - Why Sunday services should always be proceeded with a lavish buffet.
Labies and Genitalmen... - My Very Freudian Interview
An open letter to the Thumpers - Bible Thumpers are stupid. Here's why.
I'm feeling like a Gothic Poet tonight - Gothic poetry at it's best.
Just When You're So Sure You're Right About Something... - A story about the divinity and love of Christ.
Cruci-Face it... - My thoughts on suicide.
My Storybook Assignment (Part 1 of 2) - What it says.
My Storybook Assignment (Part 2 of 2) - My favourite part of the story
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Visit Malaysia campaigns - Bleh! - Bush and the Malaysian tourism industry
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