If only I were that normal Time Jesus stopped exposing himself


Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Ui Hua, don't try writing when you're hungry.

Her neck was smooth and white, like a sheet of plastic
Stretched taut and tight, and just as elastic
A familiar sight, reminiscent of a Dinty Moore
Which, when punctured, seeps an ooze of gore

My heart was beating in my breast
As the blade broke through her chest
A crunchy cracking through bone
Like the crust of a fresh calzone

From her scalp I tear
Vast handfuls of Angel Hair
“To the teeth,” so they say
As if they grew out al dente

As dessert, after the main
I start picking at her brain
Smooth and flavorful, with some gusto
It beats the finest Italian gelato

She is, if I were to rate
a perfect dinner date
Not a cheap can of Boyardee
In a word, corpus delicti

G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 03:25 pm

 

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Eureka! - On why "Jesus is a Cunt". A step-by-step explaination
Chinese Disgrace - Part 1 - It's not racism when you're condemning your own race. Or certain members of your race
Ego feeding - A paper on the possible origins of the Jesus myth written by Yours Truly
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