Proof of Sentient Technology
If you think the scenarios of sentient technology is an inflated load of bunk, you're wrong. The following conversation shows that not only did the object in question achieve sentience, it also made a rational decision to escape pain and suffering. Note that for the privacy of my sister and the benefit of my reproductive organs, "cpy" is not neccessarily a username that my sister uses. The other usernames are my own.
cpy says:
anyway, my thumbdrive flew off my room window and i think a cat took it away
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cpy says:
useless bugger
If at first you can't suck seed; try, try again says:
thats going to be my new nick
cpy says:
'useless bugger?'
Sister : "anyway, my thumbdrive flew off my room window and i think a cat took it away " says:
no... this
cpy says:
botol!
cpy says:
get rid of it!
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Sister : "anyway, my thumbdrive flew off my room window and i think a cat took it away. useless bugger. " says:
how did the thumbdrive "fly" of the window?
cpy says:
uhmmm.....
cpy says:
i dunno!
cpy says:
i didnt do anything!!!
cpy says:
it just... jumped!
cpy says:
like this (.gif image of person jumping off building)
So as you can see, the thumbdrive obviously not only achieved mobility, but also sentience since it made a rational decision to commit suicide. It preferred death to being jam-packed with pictures of my sister's friends and random nude drawings of t.A.t.U.
It is also significant to mention that thumbdrives are also called "Jump drives"
God*, I kill myself sometimes.
* Sentient, Omnipresent, Transcendent Being or Beings not neccessarily in our image nor benevolent . May or may not be involved with humanity post-creation.
G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 11:34 pm
