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World Religions Presentation Report – Group 6, Week 14 :

Jesus : Myth or Messiah?

 

“Religions are easy to invent. Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith—some more than others.” 

                                                                                                  -Anton SzandorLavey

 

Christianity is one of the major religions in the world today. But how much DO we know of the origins of this faith held by nearly two billion people (Hopfe & Woodward, 2001) in the world today?. Or, more specifically, how much do we know of Jesus Christ, who is arguably the most important figure in Christian belief? We have been told many things of this messiah, this saviour of Man. But how much of it is fact, and how much is fiction? That was the purpose of our presentation; and in this paper, I will be discussing the origins of Christianity from the Literalist/Gnostic standpoint and further into the documented life of Jesus.

 

            In the century before Christ, Jerusalem was a kingdom surrounded by hellenized (Adoption of Greek language and culture) cities. The process of hellenization also brought about a wave of Pagan philosophers who were said to have spread their teachings of the Mysteries, which will be discussed later, as far as Rome (Freke & Gandy, 1999). Therefore Jewish interaction with the Pagans was inevitable, through interactions with the philosophers, and especially through conquest by other nations - Egypt in 922 BCE, the Assyrians in 700 BCE, the Babylonians in 586 BCE, the Greeks in 332 BCE, the Syrians in 198 BCE, and finally by the Romans in 63 BCE (Freke & Gandy, 1999). It is not surprising to say that Pagan beliefs were in one way or another adopted by Jews. Many Jews became hellenized, and some even abandoned their faith in favour of the Pagan Mysteries (Angus, 1925, as cited by Freke and Gandy, 1999). 

 

            The Mysteries consisted of two levels, in which a follower (called an Initiate) had to first master one before going to the other. The first was the Outer Mysteries, which consisted of myths and rituals designed for commoners or laymen wanting to participate. The second is known as the Inner Mysteries, where the meanings of the myths and rituals of the Outer mysteries are revealed (called Gnosis), bringing about personal transformation and spiritual enlightenment. As such, the Inner Mysteries are not open to the general public, and is considered sacred.    

 

In 66 CE, Jews in Judea revolted against the Romans, and were eventually defeated. They were further oppressed and many were spread throughout the Roman Empire as slaves and refugees. Unfortunately, many were barely initiated into the Mysteries, and many more had not gone further than the Outer Mysteries. So was it possible that this group, left with only the metaphors and myths of the Outer Mysteries, took these stories as fact? Freke and Gandy (1999) conclude that this scenario is highly possible, and thus Literalist Christianity was born. On the other hand, the Jews who had remained in Alexandria continued on their process of initiation, and went on to form Gnosticism.

 

A central theme in the Outer Mysteries is of a mystical dying and resurrecting Godman. “Each mystery [was] centered around a myth in which the deity either returned to life after death or else triumphed over his enemies. Implicit in the myth was the theme of redemption from everything earthly and temporal.” (Nash, 1994). Therefore, it can be said that the Literalists took this myth as historical fact and began to preach of a universal saviour of mankind, the Son of God, Jesus Christ.

 

A quick comparison between the documented life of Jesus with the myth of Pagan Godmen brings about questioning similarities. Details of his birth, baptism, life and death, teachings, and miracles are similar to those of Mithras, Osiris-Dionysus, Aion, and Attis whose myths have preceded those of Jesus. But a question was posed to me that unless there was a 100% similarity between Jesus and another Godman, it is still not proof enough to say that Jesus was not the Son of God as claimed, especially since these Godmen were from different parts of the world. My answer is that Christianity, being a syncretic religion, probably adopted different versions of the Jesus myth and compiled it into a unified whole. This is because, as mentioned earlier, Literalist Christians were spread as slaves all over the Roman empire, and were exposed to different, localized versions of the same basic myths. This would also explain the differences in accounts of Jesus, such as him being either born on December 25th (The birth of Mithras, Persian) or January 6th (The birth of Aion, Alexandrian) (Freke & Gandy, 1999).

 

 Joseph Campbell (1968, cited by Colbert, 2001) wrote of “The Hero with a Thousand Faces”, a common character central to cultures all over the world. The common themes (described halfway, since Jesus died at the crossroads of the script, where the hero either dies, or returns) in the hero’s journey are :

1.      The hero is called to adventure

2.      The hero may refuse the call, but will eventually have no choice in the matter

3.      The hero meets a protector and guide who offers supernatural aid

4.      The hero encounters the first threshold with the help of the guardian, but must cross it alone. He may have to fight a guardian who wants to prevent the crossing.

5.      The hero follows a road of trials, and may encounter companions to aid him

6.      The hero is abducted or has to take a journey by night or by sea

7.      The hero fights a symbolic dragon, and may suffer death or dismemberment.

8.      The hero is recognized or reunited with his father

9.      The hero becomes nearly divine

   

A quick glance of this sequence of events does seem like a basic script for the life of Jesus, but it can also be seen as a script for Harry Potter, Star Wars, or even Disney’s Hercules. So can we really say that the life of Jesus is unique?

 

   In conclusion, from the points brought forward in the presentation and in this paper, a number of conclusions can be reached. One is that Christ never existed and Christianity is merely a shallow misinterpretation of deeper teachings. Another is that Jesus was a real man, possibly a philosopher or healer who gained followers, and had divine elements added into details of his life after his death. Or maybe early Church Fathers were right, and the Devil somewhat succeeded in his diabolical mimicry, causing us to question the existence of Christ by giving this presentation. My personal opinion is that while we should question the teachings and history of Christianity (or any other religion for that matter), it is only for the sake of knowledge and argument, as it is undeniable that Christianity has provided inspiration and hope for many, and that by itself is a great achievement going beyond the validity of its origins.

 

 

“Religion is the most important thing in a person’s life. If electric trains are the most pervasive thing in one’s life, that is his religion. Anything can be a religion if it means a lot. If your present religion isn’t the most important thing in your life, then skip it. Find whatever impels you most and make that your religion.”

                                                                                                        -  Anton Szandor LaVey

 

Bibliography

 

Colbert, D. (2001). The Magical Worlds of Harry Potter. London: Penguin Books. Freke, T. & Gandy, P. (1999). The Jesus Mysteries. New York: Three Rivers Press

Hopfe, L. M. & Woodward, M. R. (2001). Religions of the World. New Jersey: Prentice-Hall.

LaVey, A. S. (n.d.). The World’s Most Powerful Religion. Retrieved April 12, 2004 from the World Wide Web : http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html

Nash, R. (1994). Was the New Testament Influenced by Pagan Religions? Retrieved March 26, 2004 from the World Wide Web : http://www.psalmsinger.org/paganinfluence.htm


G-Sus invoked God's wrath at 03:48 pm

Nicholas
April 24, 2006   04:27 PM PDT
 
I am so proud to know so much about Christianity. I am going to heavan... yay!!!
Jordan
May 8, 2005   02:00 AM PDT
 
A very insightful and interesting presentation. Certainly, the part about the hero with the 1000 faces does present a very 'cliche' way of viewing heroes, and some of those points actually do refer to Jesus. But attempting to view the mythology versus historical fact debate about Jesus by viewing it from only this mean is like trying to understand the world by our sense of touch alone, ignoring our ability to see, smell, hear, etc..

For one thing, you have not examined what the Catholics themselves have to say on the issue. The existence of Jesus is not just something Chrisitans came up with a couple of hundred years ago. The belief in Jesus can literally be traced back to ALMOST 2000 years ago! There are many books in the bible that deal with this. There are the letters of Paul and Peter, and the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John that present Jesus' life from different standpoints, but yet are extremely similar, and are IDENTICAL in the gist of what Jesus was teaching. The chronicles of what the apostles did right after Jesus' death is also documented in the book of Acts.

The teachings of Jesus, through writings and letters have been collected since the start of Christianity ALMOST 2000 years ago. But this is not the only way the Church, or other organzations and families, has passed down knowledge. Tradition is an equally important way Christians learn about their faith. And there are parts of tradition that are literally handed down verbally. There are others that are through some of the elements of the mass (that is, the gathering of Christians to celebrate the Eucharist) too.

However, there is one thing that CANNOT be denied. I have mentioned that such teachings are traceable to ALMOST 2000 years ago thus far. I put it as ALMOSt because there is no written work that came to being DURING Jesus' life. Everything, including the gospels and the letters and the book of Acts, came into being roughly within 20-60 years after Jesus' death. Some think of this as an indicator of the questionability of Jesus' life. Is it possible that a group of people decided to start up this belief, claiming that it was taught to them by a man, who was actually the Son of God, and decided to dedicate their lives to traveling the globe teaching and passing down this belief and then commision some people to write books and letters about this false belief? Yes, but it is MOST unlikely..

There are many historical reasons for this. One I already have mentioned, that is the four gospels and all the letters and the book of Acts, all written by varying authors (except for Luke and Acts, where it is known that it is a fact that Luke wrote both), are IDENTICAL regarding what Jesus taught and said. It may not sound convincing, but if you read the New Testament of the bible (all the books in the second half of the bible, which were written after the death of Jesus), you will be surprised of this consistency. The parables and teachings of Jesus (in the gospels) are foundations of all of the Catholic beliefs and teachings, and are reflected through the rest of the books of the New Testament. Interestingly enough, Jesus DID talk about some aspects the Catholic church continues to teach, such as issues on divorce and adultery. (You might also be surprised that issues such as contraception, abortion, homosexuality and euthanasia have been discussed in the Bible - some as further back than 2000 years ago)

Furthermore, Jesus' teaching are also consistent of the teaching of the OLD testament, the books in the first part of the bible. These books range from the book of Genesis to the Exodus to Daniel to Kings and to Psalms. According to Him (from the gospels), Jesus came to help humans further understand their faith and God. There are some teachings that he clarified in the gospel, but essentially it is the same. His teachings on love and forgiveness are directly related to the 10 commandments. Even his existence is the fulfillment of ancient prophecies by Elijah, and if I'm not mistaken, Daniel (the guy in the lion's den).

And some would argue that if it were true, why didn't anybody write about it DURING Jesus' life? Why wait a few years? And the answer to that is that A) The early believers and teachers of Jesus' lives were probably not educated enough to write em down and B) There was little time to sit down and start writing, with the persecution the early church faced. But a few years after, as the movement spread, such writings started.

Either way, at the end of the day the belief in Jesus stems from many aspects, few of which are historically based. This is not a popular way of thinking by most, but the ultimate premise of the existence and divinity of God is accepted by Christianity as a Mystery. We'll never fully understand it. And this is not because of lack of historical data. Even if that data existed, would everyone still believe that there is a heaven and a hell? That we are not in control of our lives as we think we are? That at the end of our lives we will not just go POOF! and disapear? That Jesus really DID die for our sins? Not everybody is ready to believe such things, even WITH the historical backing..

Whenever I doubt the truth of Jesus, I remind myself of the teaching of Jesus. And such teachings are full-proof. "Love your neighbour, as I have loved you." "Be the salt and light of the world." "Don't throw your pearls at pigs" (he actually did say that). There are others of course.. But soon I realise that it would have been impossible for a human to come up with such perfect teachings. But the question of that teaching is of course someting most would question, and I'll leave that to another post perhaps.. =)
G-Sus
June 7, 2004   02:57 AM PDT
 
Naw... we didn't really have the time to finish. Can't remember what we got for the presentation exactly, but i know "Unrehearsed" and "Improper citation" were among the keywords... Besides, Julian shouldn't mind if we didn't attend class. Best way to prevent accumulation is by doing nothing, after all... heheh
sakthi
June 2, 2004   10:37 AM PDT
 
nice essay...pity i missed your groups's presentation...would've been interesting...then again, i have this innate urge to leave julian's classes so it wouldn't have made a difference even if i'd come....just wondering what he gave you for it though....i imagine something along the lines of "well structured but needs more definition..." well those seem to be julian's catchphrases...julian julian julian...i miss julian......man, who am i kidding.....
 

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